1)Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
Girl- i’ll think
Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya

2)Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali,
kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali

3)A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

4)Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

5)Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo

6)Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

7)Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

8)Kya Karege ishq Kar K DosTo,
Jab Chahne Wale Ne Hi Dil Tod Diya,
Hum Per Shaq Na Karo Dosto,
Kyon ki humne To Ab Ishq karna hi Chod Diya

9)Nasha Hume Ho Jata Hai
Iljam Sharab Pe Aata Hai
Isme Kasoor Sharab Ka Nahi
Kasoor Uska Hai Jiska Chehra Hume
Har Jaam Me Nazar Aata Hai

10)College se bunk karvate hai dost
Raah chalte ko bevkuf bnate hai dost
juice bol k daru pilate hai dost
par kuch b ho sale bahut yad aate hai dost.

11) Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

12)Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

13)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne
Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

14)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

15)Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA
kaha karo.

student: sir is se to mera character sudrega lekin mere papa ka bigd jaega.